Mayhem at the OperaMayhem at the Opera (the original title; But I realized just at the end they were at the Opera, heh)
And now for something completely different!
And so, the day everybody had been waiting for finally came. The expectation for this day was quite huge; some members of the Superfriends (yes, I know they're called Superbuddies, but I decided to change it, since: 1) I like "Superfriends" more than "Superbuddies"; 2) It sounds better and less cheesy, and 3) It honors the original Hannah-Barbera cartoons of the same name) couldn't even sleep properly due to their anxiety. Alright, the second part of the last sentence was a lie, but still, what do you expect from the bored author? Inventing is always good in any story, as bad as it may be; hum, the story, that is.
However I should go further and start explaining. You see, to me, the JLI is the perfection of wait a minute, did I just use the word "perfection" to describe the Justice League International? No, no Scratch what I said, an
Tom and Jerry: silly is silly-So now Tom, I'll return in two hours, and you better stay calm instead of chasing that darn mouse, 'kay? Well, bye!
(I fail at Mammy's speak, obviously. So, moving on!)
Mrs Two Shoes never trusted her cat, Tom, to take care of himself while she was gone. But, now she was in a hurry, and she had to buy all the food for dinner, or else her and the animals would starve to death.
Tom agreed at Mammy's words, but right after she left, he ran to the kitchen and began searching for anything to eat; only to despair and not find anything. He looked both sides of him to find anything else, but nothing.
He didn't know, but Jerry, hidden well in his hole, had managed to conserve a big amount of bread and cheese, and he has happily eating it away. What he didn't manage to help was make sounds while eating. Blast, he thought. Tom would immediately know.
And effectively, Tom was peeking through the hole with a malicious expression. The mouse gulped hard, and tried hiding behind
Not in love I won't say I'm in Love
If there's a prize for rotten judgement,
I guess I've already won that.
No man is worth the aggravation,
That's ancient history,
Been there, done that!
(Seriously, every guy has shown me the worst. The conclusion? Boyfriends aren't necesary)
No chance, no way
I won't say, no no
It's too cliché!
I won't say I'm in love!
(But him...he's the opposite. No, don't be a fool, he's gonna leave you any moment)
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
it feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out!
(If I don't do something about it soon I might explo
They won't sayEnjoy:
Belle: What's so fun about reading books? I have more important things to do,
like imagining Gaston's chest...mmm, Gaston... *fantasies*
Ariel: Oh Eric! I don't know why did I rescue you, you're such a worthless husband! DADDY I'M COMING BACK HOME! *turns back into a mermaid*
Triton: Can you smell, Sebastian, the wonderful pollution the lovely humans left us?
Sebastian smells and faints.
Cruella: I'm a member of Greenpeace!
Duchess: Enchanted to meet you, Mr. O'Malley. What? These aren't my kittens! I've never seen them. (Hides her kitties in the basket, drops it in the river)
Tarzan: *Perfect english without Jane's help*
Grumpy: What a beautiful day!
Eilonwy: Why am I NOT in the Disney Princess Club?!?!?! *cries*
Nala: You're right, Simba, forget the Pride Lands and live life at it'
How Disney Store Works Good Disney Fan:
oh, how dissapointing
like the week before
with their wit like 'gold'
everyday they show...
Princesses and Goof!
Mary (good disney fan):
Now there is something that in Disney fails
it must be a common habit
nowadays they don't show
good films of before
like Mouse Detective, Cauldron and Hunchback...
Cast member: Good day Mary!
Mary: Good day sir!
CM: What are you looking for?
Mary: Something Hunchback related. It's a wonderful film about a bell ringer and gypsies and...
CM: That's great, but I don't think we have any. Hey Laur